Baltimore Sun Critic David Zurawik Draws Out the Worms

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come. - Pink Floyd


Before we outnumbered and outflanked the Obama kool-aid drinkers, mainstream media writers and liberal bloggers, it would have been easy to just jump on a blog post written by David Zurawik, marginalize him and spit him out as just another smear merchant in the left's marathon hate making session against Sarah Palin, which despite it's length and intensity is still ending up as a premature ejaculation. Ah, but we're bigger than that now. We're going after the whole anti-Palin movement.

We have hard working researchers providing stability to the debunking of myths on our blogs and in our newspaper articles as experienced writers and dedicated bloggers continue to push forward with the notion that Sarah Palin might just actually not be the monster the left continues to manufacture and caricature. As if that isn't enough, now we have Sarah Palin herself placed firmly in a contributor's chair on Fox News. We know she's going to get clobbered by the left, yet we are smug, and dare we say even cocky, now that we are successfully firing with all barrels and liberals are being laid out left and right because we mean business in the advancement of the Palin cause. We're smart enough to wait in our bunkers for the worms every time Palin hits a liberal nerve. And like clockwork, they come out and we smack them.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Portraying Sarah Palin as unintelligent or incapable is worn out, guys. She's made over a million dollars with her book, she is a highly sought after speaker, she has run a state, an oil and gas commission and a city while raising children and she's now a Fox News contributor. Okay intellectual elites who snootily look down your noses at Sarah Palin, how many of you can say you've done that?

There is only so much left that the Palin haters can do now that they've exhausted their play book and she still stands tall. We understand that liberals own the board and make the rules. We're just better at playing their game then they are now. Bend your media hard left to get your messiah elected? Okay, now we're bending ours right to get him out.

You might even say we're starting to take over the joint. But, even though we are infiltrating the media and pop culture now (Saturday Night Live, call Glenn please), the "media house" is still filled with dirty scum whose leftovers still cause the ants and the flies to come out. Maggots and worms still lay just below the surface, eager to feast every time some cross eyed writer or pundit decides they can save the world from Sarah Palin by beating the drum of stupidity and drawing out the mentally ill (liberalism is a mental disorder).

Take what Zurawic writes with the understanding that this rhetorical slice is not so much aimed at taking his head off, but rather to act more like a can of Raid against the folks who posted the ridiculously deranged comments. But I do have to draw the writer's blood to make the point.

Zurawic, our country and our political conversation are going to be the poorer for it? Are you kidding me? Look at how biased the mainstream media has been, look at your own biases and look at how easily your moronic readers just feast on it! Are you proving anything to anybody, other than the fact that those who crap their drawers, wet themselves and start drooling at the mouth uncontrollably at the mere mention of Sarah Palin's name are supposed to convince the rest of us normal Americans that a good hearted mother of 5 from Wasilla Alaska is a danger to our country?

What really proves this piece for the anti-Palin smear propaganda it is is not so much in what the writer himself has written, but the way in which he draws the flies and maggots that leave their Palin deranged hatred-filled comments there.

Way to draw the scum out of the woodwork, David.

Our Most Powerful Sword is Now Unsheathed on Fox News

I became a sword fighting fan because I have an 11 year old son who has been having sword fights with me since he was a kid. We've also seen Pirates of the Carribean. So if I start telling people that my pokemon Palinchu can beat your pokemon Obami or if I make references like my Yugi-Oh monsters Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann combine for double the attack factor, please understand that I may have spent too much time around my kid before blogging such.

Back to the sword fighting. I began getting the idea from Conservatives4Palin.com's concept of the "ordinary barbarian" and after seeing the quote on the title banner for Ace of Spades HQ. Having a dual B.A. in literature and political science is a dangerous thing for a right wing conservative who understands the geopolitical consequences of terrorism on one side of his brain and the use of written imagery on the other. So when told that the pen is mightier than the sword, I sometimes confuse the two.

After a couple of adult beverages and a listening to Aerosmith's Kings and Queens while looking on the net at this picture

Uhsheathed was born. In my childish fantasy mind, I pictured what we conservatives do online as a rhetorical battle, a contest of words and opinions. Like in an adventure story, we are the Reaganites who have been cast from our home, the shining city on a hill, which is now being ravaged by the evil forces of big government liberalism.

Since Reagan's death and Newt Gingrich's Contract with America, we squandered power after falling into complacency under a watered down version of compassionate neo-conservatism. The liberals came to power and defeated us badly in the 2006 elections. Their army was growing stronger in 2008. We were leaderless and the shining city on a hill was about to be completely overrun.

As a fractured people, we agonized over the choices we had before us. We were going to have to fight either Hillary the Hellion or Barack the Barbarian. Who would be our leader? We chose an aging war hero, once a foot soldier in the Reagan revolution, who many thought had become part of the watered down conservatism that had cost us the 2006 election and allowed the enemies to advance more freely in the first place. Enthusiasm was not high.

When our nominee was nearly about to select someone who once ran for vice presidency of the enemy (led then by Al the Gorer) to be our vice president, the masses reacted and the backblow was strong. As crickets chirped at John the War Hero's campaign headquarters and seeing our morale at an all time low, the aging foot soldier in the Reagan revolution realized this and instead selected one of us to be his running mate and sparked a resurgence in the Reaganites like never seen before.

Sarah the Great took the Republican National Convention by storm. Immediately, our warriors began showing up at rallies in droves. Campaign offices throughout the nation filled with people manning the phones and getting out lawn signs and bumper stickers. The Reaganites had a leader again and they loved her.

Unfortunately, Barack the Barbarian had the entire mainstream media and blogosphere behind him. The ordinary barbarians were not online yet and there was no way for us to fight through the media lies and false promises that Barack was feeding his followers. As a result, the shining city on a hill fell. Our collective tears filled the eyes of Sarah the Great as she watched it crumble before her. Barack the Barbarian declared our ideals as an "outmoded dogma." He had his foot on our necks and his sword drawn high. It was our lowest moment.

Luckily, the Reaganites formed an army known as the TEA Partiers and marched into Washington DC, their swords (okay signs, but stick with me on this) held high and their voices loud. They had come to stop Barack the Barbarian, Nancy the Nut and Harry the Reid from killing us and putting to end the hopes of ever rebuilding the shining city.

While all of this was happening, Sarah the Great was being undermined by the forces of Barack. Having returned home to Alaska and confined to a governorship that would keep her out of the hair of Barack the Barbarian, a group of his minions began undermining her. They filed false claims about her ethics and wrote lies about her on their blogs in the hopes that she would lose support.

But her supporters formed an army and began winning battles in the blogosphere. Their forces grew stronger. They battled the mainstream media, revolted against Barack the Barbarian and formed coalitions with disenfranchised Reaganites. Sarah resigned her post as governor of Alaska to become one of the leaders of the opposition. She travelled the land, meeting with her followers and writing a book. We were to go Rogue and resist.

The army grows stronger as support for Barack the Barbarian is collapsing. As he leads our country down a path that could bankrupt us and give government more control over our liberties, the people who once believed in "hope and change" are starting to realize that this was not the man they thought he would be. We call on those people to join us.

Many of us Reaganites became Palinistas vowing to fight for our great leader, Sarah, and help her save our country. We went to war with the writers and bloggers who continued to try to destroy her. The revolution was on! When the battles got hot and we were in full combat, she would step out in front and slay the likes of David the Letterman (7th inning knock up), Swiftboat John (why the long face) and Al the Gorer (its just like gravity) much to the cheering of her battle ready warriors.

Despite losing a tough battle in New York, the revolutionary forces took back the states of Virginia and New Jersey, wrestling these vital pieces of territory from Barack the Barbarian. The revolutionary forces were advancing again. There was hope that we could take back and rebuild that shining city on a hill.

As ordinary barbarians, we are defenders of Sarah who earns our deepest loyalty because of her devotion to the ideals of Reagan and our cause in defending them. Most of all, we are loyal to her because she is one of us. We all play our parts. We have professional writers who battle in the print media for her. We have radio show hosts who battle the airwaves for her. We have pundits, who handle her TV battles and we have bloggers, of which I am one, who handle the online battle in the blogosphere for her.

She is a true leader. She fights the battle on those same fronts with us. And when she strikes with her sword, it's mighty. From "death panels" to Going Rogue, everything she says and writes resonates with a power that draws us closer to her and sends liberals and establishment elites into a frenzy, or in her words causes their heads to "be spinnin'."

As this legend that I have taken creative license to write about unfolds, I think back to something I've said since right after the 2008 election. The most effective tool used against us was the media because the media abdicated its role as watch dog to jump in bed with the forces of Obama. My battle cry in this war: the media lies! I have a webpage devoted to it. My role in this war is to unsheathe my sword and rhetorically fight the media and the blogs which distort the truth in hopes of controlling the minds of the weak.

I know the liberals own the board now. I've been relentless in my statements and belief that we need to infiltrate the media and pop culture and recognize that the we must soundly defeat them at their own game before we can set the rules back to those that are moral and ethical again. I've written blogs and a web page where I point out how the Republicans can gain back power. I am a Reagan Republican who believes the TEA Party movement and the Palinistas must infiltrate our own party, in much the same way the liberals infiltrated the Democrat party, in order for the GOP to rise again.

I figured if someone was able to figure out how to do this and make it work, we would win. I didn't exactly expect Sarah Palin to go infiltrate the pop culture herself and go on Conan O'Brien to get William Shatner back for making fun of her. I didn't exactly expect Sarah Palin herself to infiltrate the media and become a Fox News contributor. I didn't exactly expect Sarah Palin herself to personally infiltrate the Republican party and back the right candidates and tell everyone that it would be good if Republicans duke it out to get those loyal to the party's conservative platform back into control. I guess Sarah figured the house wasn't going to vacuum itself.

How great is it that we have a leader who does all the right things, wields the most powerful sword among us and is as devoted to us as we are to her?

I pulled my hair out writing blogs denouncing David Letterman. She goes on Matt Lauer and calls him pathetic. I've written blog after blog denouncing Obamacare. She writes "death panels." I've written piece after piece debunking the media, she tells them "stop making things up." I've tweeted endlessly about the irony of William Shatner making fun of the only other person who has ever beaten the Kobayashi Maru. She goes on Conan O'brien and says "taste my nightstick."

It's as if I am battling a monster and she steps out of the shadows and says, "hold on let me take care of this." Slice. Then she walks away leaving me looking at the dead beast muttering to myself "how'd she do that?"

In her first appearance as a Fox News contributor, Sarah Palin said: "But more and more Americans are looking at some of these networks, that biased journalism, and they're saying, nah, that gig is up, we're not believing that stuff anymore..."



My work is done here.


UPDATE: Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are talking about co-hosting Saturday Night Live. The infiltration of the media and the pop culture has begun. I always knew Beck was in the army, baby!

Liberals Throw Kid Under Bus So They Can Have Last Chance to Save Failing Smear Campaign

Tripp Palin custody battle to be heard in public, judge rules

Alaska judge rejects request from Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol to keep custody proceedings over son closed - Guardian.co.uk

Ruling causes backlash from pro-Palin groups such as Barracuda Brigade for Our American Girl! 2012.

MAJOR UPDATE 01/06/10: Judges involved in ruling to open Tripp Case are Democrats with "clear, transparent, liberal voting record(s)" who were appointed by former Democratic Governor Tony Knowles as reported by Rachelle Friberg of Conservative Girl With a Voice. (END UPDATE)


The liberals are going nuts. Sometimes it's better to see it through the eyes of wingnuts (thanks for covering the show) to get a better understanding. One may ask, why link to the nuts and wingnuts sites? Anything that promotes our cause, whether intentionally or simply out of sheer stupidity, requires the courtesy of a cross link. It's clear that the bloggers' are in reaction mode.

You gotta love the lengths to which they will go to smear a radio show host and a local business owner since they failed in taking down the "big target." It's all they have left. And it's weak.

The days of having David Axelrod and Barack Obama running the Alaskan bloggers' garbage up the media flagpole is over. Keith Olbermann couldn't save these poor hatred filled hearts now.

Before I get to my thoughts on the topic, I have to concede our football pool competition to Eddie Burke's southern California co-host and San Diego football picking hottie Rachelle Friberg for the last 2 weeks. She's on a roll (it didn't hurt that Indy rested their players for the last two weeks). I know she's been ragging Burke for rooting on the Steelers.

When this blogger asked Eddie Burke if he was going to be able to bring himself to root for her Chargers now that the Steelers are out, he said no.

Okay, here's my take on the Tripp custody thing and the bloggers.

Eddie Burke explained before the commercial break why the liberal bloggers were attacking him and those who want to express their dissatisfaction with the judges who ruled that Tripp's custody case would be open. Describing it as opening the door for a "media circus" on his radio show on KBYR, Burke described it as just another way for Levi Johnston to go on mainstream media shows and trash Sarah Palin.

It has nothing to do with any grand love of sunshine and openness in the legal system. These are the same people who have spent the better part of over a year viciously smearing Sarah Palin with lies and character assassinations. They don't have Tripp's best interests at heart. All they have left in their ammo box is Levi Johnston, and this is all they have left to give them fodder for their failing smear campaign. This is going to be an iceberg that won't freeze. Sarah just keeps getting stronger and stronger. There's nothing they can do to stop her.

All their hatred and venom comes from within themselves. They're just projecting it onto Sarah. This is their last hurrah.

UPDATE 01/06/09: Based on what Rachelle Friberg reported, it begs the question if the ruling to open the case is an "inside job" and last gasp at extending a dying smear campaign against Sarah Palin by these Democrat judges who ideologically line up with those who have been trying to take Palin down since the 2008 campaign. This blogger can't help but to think their judicial logic for ruling to open the case is not ideologically driven.

All I Got Was This Stupid Visor!

Unsheathed didn't think this one was worth the sword. But, since it made it all the way up the media flagpole, it has to be noted. "In other words, to everyone reading into the picture, you need to get a life," Sean Hannity told liberals who were making a big deal about Palin's sharpied out visor.
The "Great American" had unsheathed his sword and took a hearty slice at the petty liberals.

"Can't you take her at her word?" Senator John McCain said on Fox News Sunday today. "She's going to be a force in the Republican Party for a long time and the hysterical attacks on her from the left continue to validate that."

Seeeeee-lice, Senator!

NBC Manufactures 'Visorgate'




Transcript

Terminate The RINO

Arnold Schwartzenegger has proven to the people of Cally-fornia why they should have voted for Tom McClintock in the primary instead of him. Here is a governor who has overseen one of the biggest fiscal collapses in California's governmental history. He has people in the central valley starving for water because he's too much of a "girly man" to press the federal government hard enough or invoke the 10th Amendment strongly enough to stop the environmentalist nonsense that is costing the state and its people millions of dollars in farming revenue. He is the biggest RINO in the pack, a terminator who symbolizes that which must be terminated, Republicanism in name only.

The American people are tired of the two parties catering to their special interest groups, rather than doing the smart thing and tapping into the will of the people. Government governs with the consent of the governed. As Laura Ingraham said today at the Code Red protest in Washington, DC, "we don't consent."

So, we are to believe that people who have career aspirations or desire higher public office are not interested in the issue of climate change. Someone should have told that to Schwarzenegger when he was an actor considering a run at California's governorship.

According to CBS News:

As for Palin's comments on climate change – she wrote in a Washington Post op-ed suggesting that Americans should be skeptical of the overwhelming scientific consensus that global warming is real and man-made – the California governor had this to say: "You have to ask: what was she trying to accomplish? Is she really interested in this subject or is she interested in her career and in winning the [Republican presidential] nomination?"

Yes, Governor Schwarzenegger, Palin, like most hard working Americans in a capitalist system, is interested in her career. She is also interested in the subject. Her forte is energy. You have to question, though, if she is interested in winning the nomination or is she more interested in correcting the direction that this country is headed in and if she is interested in supporting candidates who oppose the likes of Governor Schwartzenegger.

I agree with Palin. Let's duke it out. Let Arnold be a poster child for the RINO movement, which most polls shows is about 1/3 of the GOP base and let Sarah Palin be a poster child for the grassroots and what real hard working Americans want, which most polls shows is about 2/3 of the GOP.

Bring it on, Arnold. But as for you and your fellow RINO's, you won't be back.

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UPDATE: Sarah Palin: Greener Than Thou? Palin unsheathes her sword.
UPDATE 2: Palin fires back at Schwarzenegger CNN covers Palin's latest slayings
UPDATE 3: Palin takes on the terminator Lori Calabrese of The Examiner reports on the issue
UPDATE 4: Palin to Arnold: How’s that green economy working for California, pal? Hotair.com discusses Palin's "skewering" of Arnold. Nice line!