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Our Newest Warrior

Is this lady just right out of the Unsheathed meme or what?

In a land controlled by Barack the Barbarian and home of his vice lord Joe the Biden, the Senate seat once occupied by Joe the Biden is being contested. This battle pits a Republican overlord sympathetic to many of the causes of Barack against against an unexpected challenge from a commoner who has longed to become a chevaleresse. Though Mike the Castle claims to be on our side, there are many who believe he is a liberal sympathizer. He served in the "Congressional army" where he many times was seen giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

The insurgent forces within the Tea Party army found that they were able to oust Lisa the Murky from her Senate seat in Sarah the Great's home state of Alaska. Murky was part of the aristocracy and obtained the seat because of the fiefdom that she was from. This did not go over well with the commoners who selected Joe the Miller to do their bidding. With the help of Sarah the Great, Joe the Miller defeated Lisa the Murky in a long bloody battle. As the troops battled late into the night, Sarah the Great called out "keep your powder dry" as the troops became impatient.

But the victory came and emboldened the troops. Those "in the Castle" began to fear that they would be ousted by the Tea Party insurgency next. They shot fire arrows at Christine the Commoner. They saw her as a threat because she had returned again to seek the seat even though she was badly defeated by Joe the Biden years earlier. Locals came to her aid. But moresoe, seeing how viciously Mike the Castle's people were treating her, the Tea Party army and its Palinista divisions instictively and without direction from above all showed up to assist Christine.

The Castle forces told the Tea Partiers that Christine was a lowly commoner who could barely scrape together the money to buy her own sword. She had owed taxes and was in financial trouble. But Christine pleaded with the Tea Partiers and the people and explained why she had such  problems. Because of her honesty and seeing that this whole smear campaign against her was really a ruse to stop her from exposing Mike the Castle as a RINO (the worst thing you can be if you are supposedly on our side), the Tea Partiers scoffed at Mike the Castle and said "pure or not, this fair maiden shall have this Senate seat."

Mark the Great One drew his sword and came to the lady's aid. Seeing the disgusting tactics of Mike the Castle, Mark challenged Castle to a duel. Castle never responded.

Blogger warriors and commanders of the heavy artillery like Mark the Great One spoke with Christine the Commoner to find out more about her. It turned out that she wanted to be a knight so bad that would seek the graces of none other than Sarah the Great.

Sarah stood on the sideline for a long time and hardly acknowledged the lady from Delaware. But Christine so desired to be officially knighted into the Sarah army that she called and wrote to Sarah. When she heard that Sarah would be speaking to the army in Washington, DC as they amassed to take the Capitol, Christine rode in and sought an audience with Sarah, which was granted. They talked briefly. Yet over a week went by and there was no word from Sarah. Christine's people called out to Sarah, begging her to knight Christine.

As Christine sat amongst her army, she lamented. Why would Sarah not come to her aid? Was Sarah worried that what was being said about Christine could be true? Christine was devoted to Sarah. Seeing her devotion, the Palinista army came. Something must be done. Without Sarah's help, Christine would lose.

The Palinista army and the Tea Party army decided that they would help Christine no matter what. They poured in support for her.

Tammy the Bruce got wind of what was going on and sent a message to Mark the Great One telling him that we needed to focus on this battle. Sarah intercepted the message but said no more. However, she in apparent agreement with the message showed it to her followers. Christine took it as a "you go, girl" but it was not an official endorsement.

What did this mean? Was Sarah going to knight Christine? Christine saw hope and asked for prayers that Sarah the Great would come to her aid. This scribe sent a message to Tammy the Bruce. But she must have been sworn to secrecy, and knowing that the answer was forthcoming, did not respond.

Then it happened.

Sean the Hannitizer was preaching to his flock yesterday afternoon and received a surprise call from Sarah the Great. Always honored to speak with her Greatness, Sean immediately took the call and started talking about the issues. Then he raised the question. What about Christine the Commoner?

Sarah the Great endorsed her and threw her support completely behind Christine. The conversation immediately was tweeted throughout the land. The news spread like wild fire, the armies cheering in joy. Christine heard the news and was overwhelmed with joy. She sent messages to Sarah thanking her and praising her.

"Thank you for your clear confidence in my candidacy," Christine cried out to Sarah.

Later that day, Sarah the Great officially knighted Christine the Commoner on her Facebook page.

And now the forces amass for battle as they prepare to storm the Castle and show the RINOs that we are going to put our people in seats where they fail to stand and deliver.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet our newest warrior. Christine the Commoner, we now dub thee Lady O'Donnell.

Vanity Fair and the Wrath of Sarah Palin

She is so mean and vindictive. Wasilla is "a place populated entirely by abuse survivors." People are afraid to go on the record about Sarah Palin out of fear of vendetta. Vanity Fair has actually succeeded in not only finally manifesting the monster that I've been telling you the liberals are creating in their own minds, but in giving us the gift of watching the whole smear Sarah Palin campaign blow itself up into tiny bits. Yes, if you cross Sarah Palin there will be hell to pay because it's your hell that you will be paying.

If there is anyone still left who buys into the fantasy portrayed by the factually "limp and impotent" piece penned by Michael Joseph Gross (who probably just ruined his reputation in the process), they are probably the same people who buy penny stocks from shady brokers or who respond to those emails they get telling them they won $1 million dollars in the Nigerian lottery.

So let me not waste any more of your time by writing another article debunking it. However, if you want to read a really great article debunking it, check out Rusty Weiss' article for The Daily Caller. And if you really want to just get some sick sweet pleasure watching the wheels, the doors and the sheet metal of the entire liberal smear campaign against Sarah Palin come falling off the thing, check out this quite enjoyable morsel on Conservatives4Palin. Watch Shannyn Moore drown in the C4P!

That sound you just heard was Shannyn Moore throwing cans at her refrigerator while cussing up a storm. It figures that she would have had her hand in that article. Sometimes birds fly in formation over the reflecting pool and sometimes, Shannyn, they just crap on your head. The Universe always sets things right.

To best understand the nonsense about Palin's temper and the vendettas she supposedly holds, one has to truly understand how personally powerful this lady really is. She is a friendly fire that only burns those who try to stick their hands into it. Having fought the good ole boy network in Alaska since the beginning of her political career and then having to suffer the slings and arrows of the venemous national media during and after the 2008 presidential campaign, Sarah Palin has been more than conditioned for the adversity one has to be able to handle as president.

Sarah Palin has an army of followers who were built out out of a sense of sickness over the unfair treatment she has had to put up with all of her political life. She was once beaten to the point where she said politically speaking "if I die, I die." She took hit after hit and shot after shot like a moose out in the open, shackled to a governorship whose ethics rules prevented her from firing back.

Today, though, no shot goes without swift response. The army is strong. They have her back and she acknowledges that. The response to the Vanity Fair article puts the lying smear merchants on notice once again. As protective and swift to action as her army is, the fact of the matter is Sarah is free now. She's a big girl who wields an Excalabur of a rhetorical sword without the restraints of title or the debilitation of frivolous ethics complaints designed to bankrupt her and paralyze her governorship. Her power exists not because people fear her, but because her people, dare I say it, love her to their core.

So when someone quotes an unnamed malcontent or takes a bunch of fifth or sixth hand scenarios as translated by a cackle of rads and presents to us "factual" evidence that Sarah Palin is something she's not, it just means someone just wasted a whole lot of time again trying and failing to take her out. There's a reason for not having names to back up the complaints lodged about her in the Vanity Fair article. Sources are not afraid of what Sarah will do them. They're afraid of looking like idiots who have no credibility.

Besides, a petite woman from Wasilla can't be that dangerous... unless there are millions of people who are willing to go to their "death" for her.

But that aside, let's take how desperate the left and the establishment are to be rid of her (and this Vanity Fair article proves how the pure panic is just getting more pronounced the closer we get to the 2012 primary season). I don't care how rich or powerful you think Sarah Palin is. If someone had something real on her, you can bet the SarahPac money that it would have come out by now given the intense scrutiny she has been under. I can't picture someone who gets nervous or angry about answering a question about what newspapers she reads being able to keep all those evil skeletons in her closet for so long without cracking. This is the same woman who had a "Tell Tale Heart"/"Crime and Punishment" time of it keeping the D she got in college under wraps.

Sarah Palin can't even wear a visor with McCain's name sharpied out to the beach without getting busted, never mind hiding a "sad and moldering strangeness" behind the skin of her life.

Let me explain the vendetta thing correctly. In 2002, Frank Murkowski told Sarah Palin that he didn't think running for Senate would be good for her because she wasn't a professional politician on that level and that the people of Alaska would want someone a little more seasoned and, well, a little more male. Yet, after Sarah Palin left Murkowski's office, Murkowski hand picked his daughter Lisa who fit the same reasons Murkowski gave Palin as to why she shouldn't run for the Senate seat.

The reason why people don't become successful is because they give up or take no for an answer. Sarah Palin was not going to do that. Instead, she chose to play on life's field above board and with honesty and integrity. She would not compromise her principles to cover up the political cronyism and criminal activity at the Alaska Oil and Gas Commission and she was not going to believe Frank Murkowski's caricature of her.

She didn't set out to steal Murkowski's job. She first tried to run for lieutenant governor and lost. It wasn't until the people of Alaska gave her the support she needed in order to beat Frank Murkowski straight up in a fair election that she even had any chance of furthering her career. Murkowski should have let her run for the Senate. The liberals should have just left her alone after she lost in 2008. Palin's road to the presidency will be paved by those who tried to stop her by feeding her the adversity she would need to become strong enough to handle the world's most powerful office.

Palin leaves it up to the Universe to allow the negativity to eat it's own. If she leaves behind a trail of destruction as the liberals like to accuse her of, it is only because they self destruct in the wake of a greatness that exposes not only their inner failings but their inability to deal with those inner failings in a positive way. Palin actually wins because the people who love her become better people for it and the people who hate her simply fall to pieces over their inability to destroy her.

For example, the negativity of the resentments within the Murkowski family continued to simmer even though Sarah had beaten Frank in a fair fight. Lisa Murkowski worked professionally with Palin on government business, but that simmering of resentment boiled over when Lisa made the grave mistake of criticizing Sarah Palin when she resigned. While still governor, Sarah Palin dealt in good faith with Lisa and agreed to not run for her Senate seat. She even donated $5,000 to her re-election campaign to prove her sincerity! But Murkowski couldn't keep her lip zipped. Instead, she criticized Sarah when she resigned and doubled down when she zinged her for "death panels."

When Palin endorsed Joe Miller, this was hardly the move of an evil woman who had some sadistic fantasy of watching Lisa Murkowski lose her Senate seat for no reason at all. Regardless of Murkowski's personal feelings about Palin beating her father, she should have been politically astute enough to use the opportunity of Palin's resignation to criticize the Left and those ankle biters who were not just anti- Sarah Palin but anti- Republican as well. Lisa was unwilling to take one for the team and the outcome is another example of how natural law works when the political machine is unable to skew it in favor of the big party establishment candidate.

The vindictiveness and the vendetta was all Lisa's here. Palin simply responded to the negative energy by backing a bright, positive rising star in Joe Miller. Did anyone see Sarah Palin strong-arming people at the ballot box? Were all those smiling sign wavers in Wasilla "victims of abuse?" Hardly.

Sarah Palin's power comes from the people who support her. It doesn't come from the people who clam up because they are afraid of her. Sarah Palin could only wish to have the ability to squealch a Kim Elton like a bug around the time Troopergate was happening. She could only wish to be able to throw things at the idiots in the McCain campaign to scare them into not lying about her to cover up for their inability to get their boss elected president. Vanity Fair's monster is the same woman who couldn't even get an abusive husband and cop who drinks on the job, shoots moose illegally and tasers his own son for fun fired.

I'd call Sarah Palin the "teflon mom," but the fact is if you keep pouring water with no ingredients onto the pan, it's not going to stick anyway.

The real wrath liberals suffer at the hands of Sarah Palin are vendettas of their own making. They manifest their monster and then eat their own when the story doesn't come out right. The enemy known as Sarah is actually the demon within the hearts of liberals that they must project onto her lest it stay home and fester until one day it explodes into a breakdown like the one Shannyn Moore had today.

Whoa

"Impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as factual..."

Go to the 14 minute mark (start at 13 if you want to hear her talk about "idiot reporter").

Now this is what I'm talking about.



UPDATE: Brent Bozell's awesome website Newsbusters provides more here.

I hear there's some pretty ugly stuff right now coming out and what we predict, we always see a pattern. We've got some victories under the belt. Things are, things are going well, and then, then there is that public slam of us. So, we always expect what's coming. I don't read some of it because I know that those that are impotent and limp and gutless, and then they go on, they're anonymous, they're sources that are anonymous, and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references. You know, it just slays me because it's so absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact. So, when a story especially is filled with those and we know it's bogus and we're not going to read it.

Satan Sticker For Politico

You know, every time I read the printer toilet paper, I have to laugh that professional writers still think they can weasel their crap in before I flush the toilet. This is the stupidest, most ridiculous, most obviously veiled hit piece to come across in what (checks my watch) the last 10 minutes? Please, Andy Barr. Sarah Palin just kicked everyone's ass in Alaska, Florida, Arizona, South Carolina, Iowa, California.... Need I go on, moron?

Like I wrote in a previous post: observe. Observe how the left and the Palin haters try to poison the minds of their readers and those who may just be casually passing through the pages of Politico on their way to the toilet. After you read my previous post, you'll understand why from here forward I will be putting what I call a "Satan Sticker" on anything where the agenda of the destruction of Sarah Palin is that obvious and the absence of facts are that evident.

Disagree with her on issues of policy or clearly explain why our country should not go in the direction that Palin advocates. That's fine. But don't give me this crap that because Romney's up by 3 points in Alaska in a pre-primary poll over a year out that you're going to convince us to abandon Palin simply because you quote left wing hack and deal maker with the Daily Kos, Dean Debnam when he makes this spitoon worthy comment: “Fortunately for Sarah Palin, Alaska decides few convention delegates, and coming more than a month after Super Tuesday, she may not survive the race to be embarrassed on her home turf.”

And, moron, you end your piece by saying the margin of error is 3.5. So you base a whole article around Romney's three point lead, you quote a fantasy from Dean Debnam about Palin avoiding embarrassment on her home turf the day after Joe Miller and the Tea Party Express basically coronate Palin as Queen of Alaska and you finish it by showing a margin of error that suggests Palin could technically be .5 ahead of Romney.

Obviously, those Alaska polls are accurate. Right Andy? Go ask Lisa Murkowski what she thinks about the accuracy of polls in Alaska. Miller was down by 11 before they voted last Tuesday. Palin could be down 15 to Romney right now and it would mean nothing.

I don't know why writers like Barr get paid and I don't. If any idiot can write a piece based on pure fantasy and pure desire to see the destruction of Sarah Palin without a fact other than the fact that the 3 point lead he touts for Romney whithers to nothingness when the margin of error is 3.5.

Guys, please stop it. If you Google every hit piece that has been written about Sarah Palin since August 29, 2008 and stack them from here to Mars, maybe just maybe you will figure out that the left has wasted a lot of printer paper. She's a monster and she only grows bigger the more you feed it this crap. Please. Give it a rest, man.