Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Meet the New Brigade of Warriors: Mama Grizzlies

We have been clanging rhetorical swords with the enemy since she ran for vice president. There is Team Sarah, the Ordinary Barbarians, the Palinistas, Jews for Palin, Hillary Supporters for Palin, Gay Patriots for Palin and so on and so on. The list goes on. Sarah Palin has formed her own team as well. They are the Mama Grizzlies.

From Facebook:
I support them because they boldly shake things up in their primary races. They don’t just sit on the sidelines whining; instead, they are in the arena fighting for commonsense constitutional conservative solutions; and in their oft-characterized (and enormously challenging) “underdog” status, they all exemplify the qualities of a winner who will serve admirably and for all the right reasons.
The head Mama Grizzly wastes no time in going after the loony leftists on Emily list. But like Harrison Ford in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" who sees a silly man trying to show off his moves with his sword, Palin can't feign enough outrage as she fights back the smile like the principal in Porky's "Taliwacker" scene. Instead, like Harrison Ford, she simply fires one shot and walks away laughing.
First, ladies, it’s hard to take a critic seriously when they lecture you wearing a bear suit. So, it’s difficult for me to drum up much outrage at this latest ad. But, really, lying about a sister while wearing an Ewok outfit is no way to honor our foremothers on the eve of the 90th anniversary of their victory. But, that aside, I’d love to know where you got those get-ups. Halloween is just around the corner, and Piper and Trig would look adorable as little grizzly bears.
If you really want to laugh your head off, just check out this video from PalinTV:

Now come on, show me some love for putting Lisa Murkowski's head on a Rhino.

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