Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Palin Warrior Ingraham Skewers Matt Lauer

I suppose I'm not supposed to use metaphors like skewering. But this is Unsheathed, the blog site that presents the battle for America as a rhetorical war complete with rhetorical sword play, military moves and keyboard to keyboard combat. If Sarah Palin isn't going to shut up then neither am I.

I'm not sure if Sarah Palin's repetition of her position that she is using metaphors and that our arms are our ballots is sinking in to the heads of these deranged liberals. Adrienne Ross thinks these liberals are just stupid - that they just don't get it.
Could the people on the Left and their lamestream media friends really be of the mind that Governor Palin is inciting violence when she discusses reloading? No matter how many times she has stated, even before this current nonsense, that violence is not the answer, they refuse to let it go, insisting that she is responsible for any thuggish behavior on the part of anyone. Could it be that they really believe that people have risen up to fight--literally--because Governor Palin wrote on her Facebook page that conservatives need to reload and target various Liberals come November?

Again, anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that she was referring to the voting booth. Do these people really lack that common sense? This does seem to be the case, for I am observing them still marching down this ridiculous road. They are looking more and more stupid everyday.
Let me explain to you how liberals think. Did you ever see The Simpsons when Homer talks to the dog and they portray the conversation from the dog's point of view. The dog hears mumbo jumbo and doesn't understand a single word Homer says. The next time some liberal describes a Palin speech as a word salad, remember that. The key component to the joke is that the dog doesn't have a brain inside its head. Neither does a liberal that continues to claim that Palin is inciting violence.

I wonder if people think that the Barack The Barbarian comic book is condoning violence against conservatives by portraying the leader of the liberals as a big chested barbaric warrior who is about to slay Ann Coulter? I for one love the imagery of Sarah Palin holding a sword and the portrayal of her as Barack's arch nemesis (I'll keep my opinion on how she's dressed to myself).

Human beings are a visual people. We love imagery. We watch movies that have awesome graphics and special effects. Violent imagery is our way of relating to a world that is frustrating and sometimes downright infuriating. We are angry. But, it's our intelligence that makes us angry. And it's our intelligence that stops us from acting irrationally on that anger.

We can't believe how ridiculous government is when it sets out to reduce the cost of health care and get more people covered and it ends up causing the costs to rise and have a bunch of people kicked off their private insurance plans. I sometimes wonder if the government's idea of hope and change is to take a tire off the car and drive on the rim thinking that somehow they have done something to make it better. We're smart enough to see how stupid that is and we're smart enough not to start kicking things over it.

We ought to have a Palin Warrior of the Week Award. When someone stands up to the mainstream media and calls them out on their bias or when someone defends Sarah Palin from outrageously flaming comments about her, we ought to give them a Golden Sword award or something.

Laura Ingraham would be the first recipient of such an award. Check out how she calls Matt Lauer out on media bias over Sarah Palin's comments on her Facebook page. In the world of Unsheathed, this is what I call a slice.

We love our warrior, Sarah the Great. We unsheathe our swords for her, just as Laura did, as we charge up the hill upon which awaits for us a shining city. The clanging you hear is the sound of the conservative revolution taking on the big government statists who have manipulated the city out of our hands.

Our warrior leader speaks to us in our own voice. She uses the imagery that inspired this writer to create this blog. When I pull that lever in November with millions of Americans that day, it will the equivalent of having a line of soldiers all firing at the same time. And when it's over there will be a lot of liberals who will be "politically dead." Warrior Palin vowed to us that if she dies, she dies, but she will not be afraid and she will not sit down and shut up.

Do you know when she said that? At her lowest moment. She knew then when she gave that speech that she was going to have to resign her governorship. According to liberal websites, she was getting thin. She was losing her hair. Levi claimed there were tensions in the Palin household. Things were at there lowest for her. Yet she never gave up. She kept her commitment to fight for us, to lead us, to help us take back the shining city on a hill even though she laid bloodied by the savagery of the left. Down, but not out, she played with a politically broken ankle and now she is leading us to the championship.

We warrior bloggers picked up the slack then. We stood up for her. We stuck by her when she resigned. We all blogged like crazy for her. Do you know what we called going to comment sections on articles where liberals were bashing Palin? We called them "strafing runs." Palinistas would descend upon negative articles about Sarah and do battle with the liberals who were commenting. I think the Anchorage Daily News had to change their comments policy so many times that everyone on both sides just gave up.

There was a time when I told everyone that when the time was right, Palin would emerge and lead us, sword held high. In Searchlight Nevada, we saw the Sarah Palin that will lead us into battle. She was not intimidated by the media. She didn't back pedal on her rhetoric and she was on OFFENSE!

When criticized for using gun and crosshair metaphors, she responded "You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense!"
Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!
Lead us, Sarah. Lead the charge with your hair blowing in the wind and the flags flapping in the breeze behind you. Your army is growing and we got your back.

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